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April Fools – Razer – Project Venom v2

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Become the extension of the world’s deadliest gaming hardware with Project Venom V2.

Formulated with Nano-mechanical bot technologies, achieve peak gaming performance and beyond. Be the machine.

For years, we’ve been creating high-performance gaming devices with the best features. And now we’ve finally hit the next frontier of performance: YOU.

Re-built from ground up with nanobots, introducing Project Venom V2. With this brand new blend, you don’t just play longer, you level the playing fields between yourself and pro-gamers. You are now an extension of the world’s deadliest gaming hardware. You thought Venom was a Joke. We’re serious – the formula is ready. We hope you are.

THE EMBODIMENT OF ULTIMATE PERFORMANCE

Our hardware is precise. You know it. We’ve pushed the limits to how much tech we can cram into a fixed space. A very, very small space. We’re talking nanoscale. Almost sentient, our proprietary Razer Nano-Mechanical Bots are far from venomous — they are safe for consumption and navigate your body to manipulate and interact with you at a molecular level. Expertly programmed and calibrated for esports, these nanobots stretch your meaty shell to its limits to deliver maximum gaming performance with minimal harm and fatigue.
May experience initial discomfort when discharging Nanobots.*

FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE RAZER NANO-ENHANCEMENTS

Feel your limits break as our Razer Nano-Mechanical Bots sync up with Razer Synapse to give you pixel perfect control over every move.

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